Askblaze makes a STUNNING comeback

07.20.07

Dear Blaze,

Shouldn't you be at work right now?

xoxo,
Your Conscience

Yes, I probably should be. But my boss supervises me from afar (i.e. from her house in the HAMPTONS), and I can do all my work from home.

But, Dearest Blaze, doesn't that excuse only hold up if you actually get work done? It looks to me like you're sitting in your pajamas, stalking people on Facebook, and updating the advice diary you haven't touched since February. Where's the hard work?

This is hard work. My fingers are already exhausted. In fact, I think I'll take a nap. Also, Conscience, this really isn't the best place to address me, unless you want advice.

Does this mean you're accepting advice requests again? Does it does it does it?!

Yeah, sure, why not.

Naptime.

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